{"product_id":"funny-if-assholes-could-fly-vintage-metal-sign","title":"Funny \"If Assholes Could Fly\" Vintage Metal Sign – Hilarious Man Cave Wall Decor","description":"\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Warning: This sign tells the truth... maybe a little too well.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be an Airport.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold. Sarcastic. Absolutely hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/9165\/3953\/files\/1_1.gif?v=1782204438\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" width=\"297\" height=\"520\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who appreciates dry humor and isn't afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. 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